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TYPICAL T-SHIRT SIZES*
Men's
Size
Chest (inches)
Small
34-36"
Medium
38-40"
Large
42-44"
X-large
46-48"
2X-large
50-52"
3X-large
54-56"
4X-large
58-60"
Women's
Size
Bust
Length
Small
36"
26"
Medium
40"
27"
Large
44"
28"
X-Large
48"
29"
2X-Large
52"
30"
     
*Tables are representative of general sizes for most T-Shirts. Check "Size Chart" for each product to ensure correct size specific to a product before ordering.

 

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D E S I G N S for G I R L S

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Boyfriend For Sale Too Spoiled Girls Love Big Poles
For Sale: Boyfriend Slightly Used. This funny shirt looks like a For Sale sign seen on a car. While the advertising reads like a used car, it is equally true for a boyfriend!
Are you a spoiled brat? Don't be ashamed to admit it! A great design, THERES NO SUCH THING AS BEING TOO SPOILED
"Girls Love Big Poles" - Do we mean big men from Poland? Maybe. But really anyone with a big pole can get a sexy exotic dancer turned on. 
C O O L
Hollywood Star
HOT
You're so cool, the words are literally frozen on your shirt. The letters C O O L in 3D frosty ice blue with icicles around the edges. Very hot (well, cool, actually)!
Show off your status. Or just pretend to be a Hollywood Star. Cool steel-gray star outline with the Hollywood sign letters on a white background. 
You're so hot, the words are literally melting on your shirt. The letters H O T in 3D glowing red and melting around the edges. Very cool (well, hot, actually)!
Men Love Cellulite
D I V A Professional Pole Dancer
Men Love Cellulite - how many women jump through hoops and spend countless sums of money to make themselve look like the ultimate dreamgirl. Or, maybe it's really just for other girls?
As if the rest of the world, didn't already know it. Ensure they know that you are a DIVA with this hot pink 3D word in bold letters. Sexy and sweet. 
"Professional Pole Dancer"  You ain't no amateur. Strip with pride.  Black exotic dancer silhouette. Makes a great gift for your favorite little stripper.
Nun in Stripper Body
Asian Diva
My Real Estate Resume Girl
"I'm a nun trapped in a stripper's body" - You are a hottie with a sexy body but you are still a good girl. Make sure the world knows it. Pink letters with pink stripper silhouette on white. 
In a class all by themselves, the lovely ethnic ladies should express their pride. ASIAN DIVA on a dark background with the words reflected below. Beautiful!
"My Resume" shows a girl's progression from cashier to exotic dancer to real estate agent back to exotic dancer. Have fun with your favorite real estate industry casualty.
Cheerleader Love
Better than Avatar
Santa Sugardaddy
A darling little stick figure cheerleader surrounded be a red heart. What could be sweeter than CHEERLEADER LOVE to show how much you care?
Live in Second Life or a virtual world? Your avatar is what you are. While most people portray their avatar as better real life, this shows people that, IM BETTER LOOKING THAN MY AVATAR!
Shocking! SANTA CLAUS IS MY SUGARDADDY is a Christmas Holiday wish. Let Old St. Nick put you at the top of his bad little vixen list!
Chronic U Cheerleader
Puerto Rican
Love Obama
High times coming to the Chronic University! Cheerleaders rooting for the good old C-H-R-O-N-I-C !  The fictional university is a perfect place to chill out!
Mmmm…the soft caramel color ethnic blend. It's the BUTTER PECAN PUERTO RICAN in brown tones with a reflection below. Show your pride, papi! Muy Caliente!
I WEAR MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE. BUT I HAVE OBAMAS NAME ON MY CHEST! For the bleeding heart liberals out there. Or, just those with a crush on Obama for President.
Ebony Diva
Love Beaches
Fake Hair, Real Boobs
In a class all by themselves, the lovely ethnic ladies should express their pride. EBONY DIVA on a dark background with the words reflected below. Beautiful!
I LOVE BEACHES! When you're on the way to the beach or just want to remember it, this cute silhouette of a beach babe is just what you need. 
What happens when you got big boobs but bad hair? You get someone elses--hair, that is. So, go ahead and let the world know. MY HAIR IS FAKE BUT MY BOOBS ARE REAL!
Beach Ho
Slept with Santa
College of Beverly Hills
100% CERTIFIED BEACH HO! When you're on the way to the beach or just want to remember it, this cute silhouette of a beach babe is just what you need. Admit it, you live for the beach!
Shocking! I SLEPT WITH SANTA CLAUS HO HO HO is sure to be a Christmas Holiday classic. Let Old St. Nick be your favorite yuletide treat!
The College of Beverly Hills is a fictional school for spoiled brats. Wear the official collegiate lettering of this fine university with the tag line, "Training the Next Generation of Shoppers"
Go Go Crazy
Nobody's Fool
Opera or Football?
As if the rest of the world, didn't already know it. Ensure they know that you are a hot go go dancer or show your support for your favorite club dancer. Sexy dancer silhouettes. 
Irony is a bitch. But, honesty is healthy. "I'm nobody's fool! But I AM somebody's bimbo" is just your way of admitting the truth. 
It's such a tough decision, do we go to the Opera or the Football game? Football season runs during the same time as Opera season. A lot of people have to make the tough choice between the two. 
Stop Global Warming
Not for Sale
Sexy Black Cat
Love Obama
Las Vegas 888 Winner
Chronic U Athletics
College of Beverly Hills
Lil Ass Big Heart
Ebony Love
"Save the Snowmen, Stop Global Warming"  Lots of talk about polar bears and other animals affected by global warming. But, no one has stuck up for the silent snowmen. Until now. Cute drawing.
"Lil Ass, Big Heart" - Whether you are a youngster or just a petite sweetie, don't fret about having a small booty. The world should know that it's all in the heart that counts. 
"Ebony Love" is for all those who appreciate and take pride in the dark skin girls. Show your love and let the world know that the darker the berry the sweeter the juice.
College of Beverly Hills
Classy Slut
Bitch Bitch
The College of Beverly Hills is a fictional school for spoiled brats. Show off your pride in shopping, materialism, and snobbery by wearing the official crest and symbol of this fine university.
"Classy slut" - Take pride and tell the world that you can sleep around and still be a class act. 
"Bitch Bitch" - Girl on top, girl on bottom. The international ying and yang of life. Lovely pink letters on white with the ying yang symbol.
Asian Love
Pole Dancing Princess
Wanna Pet My Kitty?
"Asian Love" is for all those who appreciate and take pride in all things Asian in their life. Show your love and let the world know that Asian love is the hottest!
"Pole Dancing Princess"  You rule the pole. Strip with pride.  Black exotic dancer silhouette. Makes a great gift for your favorite little stripper.
"Wanna Pet my Kitty?" Everyone needs a little heavy petting. Even if you don't have a cat.  White cat silhouette.
Limbo World Champion
Hollywood Star
Slippery When Wet
Everyone's favorite beach party activity: limbo! Show off your world championship status with this shirt next time you hit the beach. Black silhouette of a female limbo dancer.
Show off your status. Or just pretend to be a Hollywood Star. Soft glowing star outline with the Hollywood sign letters on a dark background. 
Warning signs aren't just for traffic hazards. This "Slippery When Wet" yellow diamond warning sign features a nice silhouette of a woman on her ass, legs spread wide. Did she just fall?
Big Girls
Latin Love
"Big Girls Do It Betta" - Betta than Butta, baby! There's something about a plus sized babe. The chubby chasers just can't get enough.
"Latin Love" is for all those who appreciate and take pride in a little spicy Latin flavor in their life. Show your love and let the world know why Latin lovers are best, papi. 
Im the Boss
Queen Pimp
Poledancer in Training
"Get Outta My Way, I'm the Boss"  Announce your superiority with this eye catching design featuring yellow on bold black stripes. Whether you are the boss at work or at home, let everyone know it. 
Are you a pimp? Wanna be pimp? Declare yourself queen. Queen Pimp, that is.
"Pole Dancer in Training to Serve You Better"  Make sure everyone knows that you are still learning the ropes but you are trying hard to please! Black exotic dancer silhouette. Makes a great gift.
Nun in a Stripper Body
Cutest Little Cubicle
Wild Cat
"I'm a nun trapped in a stripper's body" - You are a hottie with a sexy body but you are still a good girl. Make sure the world knows it. Red letters with red stripper silhouette on black. 
"You have the Cutest Little Cubicle" Everyone who's worked in an office knows the lengths to which some girls love do decorate their work station. Show how envious you are!
"Wild Cat" looks wild. Original pop art. White letters and cat face on black.
Faceless Mimes Ahead
Sexy Pink Kitty
College of Beverly Hills
Warning signs aren't just for traffic hazards. Show up at the park with this "Faceless Mimes Ahead" yellow diamond warning sign and passersby will thank you!
"Sexy Pink Kitty" turns the phrase into a picture of a cat with a long pink tail. Original pop art. Pink letters and cat face on black.
The College of Beverly Hills is a fictional school for spoiled brats. Show off your pride in shopping, materialism, and snobbery by wearing the official crest and symbol of this fine university.
Bitch Bitch
Daddys Rich
Spring Break for Girls
"Bitch Bitch" - Girl on top, girl on bottom. The international ying and yang of life. Lovely pink letters on black with the ying yang symbol.
"Daddy's Rich" Show your pride in being a daddy's girl (or boy) and your spoiled rotten way of life. Sparkly gold letters on black. Classic good taste!
"Spring Break, Beaches, Boys, Boozes" The international symbol for recycling applied to a girl's Spring Break. It starts on the beach. You meet a guy. You drink a lot. Then repeat. 
Headed to the Mall
Men Love Cellulite
Wanna Pet My Kitty?
"Get Outta My Way, I'm Headed to the Mall" will alert everyone that nothing stands in your way of going shopping. Ensure your loved ones safety by warning them to give you space.
Men Love Cellulite - how many women jump through hoops and spend countless sums of money to make themselve look like the ultimate dreamgirl. Or, maybe it's really just for other girls?
"Wanna Pet my Kitty?" Everyone needs a little heavy petting. Even if you don't have a cat.  Pink cat silhouette.
I'm a Cheerleader
Latina Diva
Beverly Hills Cheerleader
IM, LIKE, A CHEERLEADER, OKAY? Short skirts, pompoms, relentlessly perky. That's what cheerleading is all about, right? Gotta love em.
In a class all by themselves, the lovely ethnic ladies should express their pride. LATINA DIVA on a dark background with the words reflected below. Beautiful!
Be a cheerleader at the best college in the West! At the good old COLLEGE OF BEVERLY HILLS!  The fictional college is a perfect place to learn the art of shopping, spoiled attitudes, and money!
 
 

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